Quotes From "Trapped" By

If your neighbor's lawn looks better than yours, don't let jealousy consume you ..... start working on yours. With love and dedication, your side will look better than their. Unknown

If you agree to work for us, half the time you won't know the purpose of your duties .. . and when we do explain, we might not be telling the truth. But that's the real world, folks .. . James Alan Gardner

The color palette is confined to that of a Gustave Dore' engraving, greys and blacks, and subtle shadings of these rendered in harrowing crosshatches and highlighted with sudden glaring areas of nothingness, like splotches of vitiligo sent to haunt the dead with memories of what real light did to the eyes. Kevin Hearne

Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon." "They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian."" No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process." "Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus! Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center! Kevin Hearne

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say."" I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'"" Well, yeah, that Kevin Hearne

When you're driving, you don't focus on everything at once, but you have peripheral awareness of it, right? You focus on what you need to at any given moment, whether it's the car in front of you, the jackass in the lifted truck passing you, or the sirens behind you, whatever. Everything exists, everything is there, but you don't have to see it all at once. Does that help? You don't have to see all the bindings you're seeing right now. Just focus on the outlines of the physical stuff you saw before. . Kevin Hearne

-No- I swallowed past the fear in my throat- But I'm afraid of fucking it up.- We all fuck things up, Gav. it's how we fix them after we've broken them matters. Kenzie Cade

Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon Kevin Hearne

But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me. Kevin Hearne

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say."" I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'"" Well, yeah, that too."" I don't think those are very practical solutions to doubt, " Oberon said. "They don't leave you feeling satisfied. 'When in doubt, eat your neighbor's lunch' is better, because then you would at least be full. Kevin Hearne

PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.”“ Ah! ” Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. “They are politicians? Kevin Hearne